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Motherhood is DLC.

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You know that friend you have on Facebook who’s always going on about how AMAZING it is to be a parent.   Here’s what their life is really like.

Source: http://www.bellybelly.com.au/

Poor Jack

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Poor Jack.

Some random thoughts in a weekly summary

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I feel like I haven’t written anything in a while.  Partly because I’ve spent the last week with a horrendous cold, partly because we’ve spent a lot of time this week smoking so haven’t been as active as we normally are.  The evenings are so cold at the moment that it’s hard to exist out of long, cosy dressing gowns and blankets.  

We’ve almost taken it in turns to orgasm this week.  I had one night where I played with him for so long he ended up becoming numb – used a lot of the wand vibrator on him – and came so hard I thought he was going to faint.  We had another night where I lay back and let him work his magic on me – he’s so good at knowing his way around my body – and he made me cum so hard that I soaked the bed.

We’ve also been playing a lot of path of exile this week with our guild.  Last night was particularly fun being one of the cutthroat race events… like a pvp race done with a party.  We ganked and got ganked.  I hope they do more events like that in the future.  After that, instead of watching TV, we listened to music for a bit on the sofa and ended up downstairs, listening to music and watching our starlamp bounce across the ceiling.  We talked for hours, about all sorts of things.  

One thing that occurred to us yesterday was how much time people spend cleaning their houses.  I’ll be the first to admit that our house is pretty messy.  We have cleaning sprees where we clean up for an hour or two, whenever the mood (or need) takes us.  The rest of the time, in the evenings, we spend enjoying each other’s company, playing games, bathing together, listening to music, watching a film or a series.  How great it is not to have children and to be able to enjoy life like this.  I really enjoy having that freedom and having fun.  

I don’t think I could ever be one of those people who have kids (no disrespect meant, it just isn’t for me) and spend their non-work hours looking after it.  Happy with my lovely little obedient princess and my crazy old cat.  I love my life.

Congratulations on your new baby cards (for the childfree)

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Two “Congratulations on Breeding” cards that I can totally relate to.